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CaptainBlackAdder
13.02.2006, 12:29
Rahlo mi je dolgčas :blush:

Torej, spremenite znane filmske naslove v poro naslove. Lahko napišete tudi dejanski naslov kakega porniča:

- Empire Srtikes Back --> Empire Sucks Back
- Gladiator --> Glad He Ate Her
- ...

castor
13.02.2006, 12:32
res ti je dolgčas. :big:

CaptainBlackAdder
13.02.2006, 12:34
res ti je dolgčas. :big:


:shy: :blush:

castor
13.02.2006, 12:35
če ti je toliko dolgčas si pejt rajš kakšen pornič pogledat, pa bo bolje.

Sacha
13.02.2006, 12:35
a si sam tadva filma lohka tko razčlenu, dej še kakega:D:D:D

CaptainBlackAdder
13.02.2006, 12:42
če ti je toliko dolgčas si pejt rajš kakšen pornič pogledat, pa bo bolje.

U službi :eek:

Luka2k
13.02.2006, 14:53
Good Will humping
DUDE, WHERE'S MY DILDO
BIG TROUBLE IN LITTLE VAGINA
WILLIE WANKER AND THE FUDGE PACKING FACTORY
21 Hump Street
Indiana Joan and the Black Hole of Mammoo
Shaving Ryan's Privates
Edward Penishands
...

D' Andre
13.02.2006, 15:12
The Sperminator
Walk the Pony
Harry Rotter and the On-Fire Gobbling
The Bare ***** Project
The Ass Collector
Cliff Banger
Clockwork Orgy
Muffy the Vampire Layer
Texas Dildo Masquerade
Whore of the Rings
...

castor
13.02.2006, 16:00
Good Will humping
DUDE, WHERE'S MY DILDO
BIG TROUBLE IN LITTLE VAGINA
WILLIE WANKER AND THE FUDGE PACKING FACTORY
21 Hump Street
Indiana Joan and the Black Hole of Mammoo
Shaving Ryan's Privates
Edward Penishands
...

Sem vedel kdo bo tle jurišal z odgovori.

Pohi
13.02.2006, 17:44
One Blow Over The ****oo's Chest.

cornholio
14.02.2006, 07:21
ding bong
titstanik
broukenback riding
hennrieta poter and dicks of fire
charlieta in coks factory
undervulva eruption
memmories of g-spot

mrjerry
15.02.2006, 13:07
The New Devil in Miss Jones

MERLIN
15.02.2006, 19:30
brokeback mountain -bareback mountanin

MERLIN
15.02.2006, 19:31
schindler's list-swinger's list

monster
20.02.2006, 22:56
kekec nad sramotnim breznom

rrr
20.02.2006, 23:15
Klub golih pesti že sam po seb zveni ihaa:cool:

Gyzmo
20.02.2006, 23:25
Black cock down...
Bang of brothers...
Deep impact
Ubistvu lahk preimenuješ kerkoli film, ki se ga spomniš

monster
20.02.2006, 23:27
Ubistvu res :D

lover001
21.02.2006, 06:16
kekec nad sramotnim breznom

bedanec in pehta:2thumbs:

MERLIN
23.02.2006, 19:08
pohotna pehta in zvedavi kekec..

cornholio
23.02.2006, 20:17
:)
ku_c in sperma - kruh in...
(pohotna pehta ali kekec trdonja pa niso izpeljanke originalov...)
ko vzbrstijo joškice - ko zorijo...
fakdoom in opera - fantom in....

die hard ;) - 1,2,3.... do sex sence

:kmet:

Snowblind
25.02.2006, 16:00
Lust of the Mohicans
se mi zdi da sm nekje slišu:wink:

snežko
26.02.2006, 11:27
:smile: very dirty dancing - res obstaja ...

mrjerry
26.05.2006, 13:28
Da Vinci Load

Filmfreak
28.05.2006, 10:58
Nekateri sploh ne potrebujejo predelave: batteries not included, bad boys, sin city, that thing you do, top gun, what women want,...

castor
10.06.2006, 22:33
Da Vinci Load


ha, tole sem pa ravnokar dobil!

Njuška Trap
19.06.2006, 00:14
Babica gre na ***

Filmfreak
19.06.2006, 11:17
Indiana Jones and the Lust Crusade

mrjerry
21.06.2006, 09:30
ha, tole sem pa ravnokar dobil!

a je zakej? :shy:

Verbal
21.06.2006, 09:58
Vzeto iz filma Clerks - ni sicer povsem ustrezno naslovu teme, je pa smešno za umret!
PS. Randal je uslužbenec v videoteki.

INT: VIDEO STORE. DAY

RANDAL dials the phone. He holds a list in his hand.

RANDAL
Yes, I'd like to place an order,
please...Thank you.

A MOTHER and her SMALL CHILD approach the counter.

MOTHER
Excuse me, but do you see videotapes?

RANDAL
What were you looking for?

MOTHER
(smiling)
It's called Happy Scrappy-The Hero
Pup.

SMALL CHILD
Happy Scrappy!

RANDAL
I'm on the phone with the
distribution house now. Let me make
sure they have it. What's it called
again?

MOTHER
Happy Scrappy-The Hero Pup.

SMALL CHILD
Happy Scrappy!

MOTHER
(more smiling)
She loves the tape.

RANDAL
Obviously.
(to phone)
Yes, hello; this is R.S.T. Video
calling. Customer number four-
three-five-zero-two-nine. I'd like
to place an order...Okay...(reading from list)
I need one each of the following
tapes: Whisper in the Wind, To Each
His Own, Put it Where It Doesn't
Belong, My Pipes Need Cleaning, All
Tit-f*ing, Volume Eight, I Need
Your Cock, Ass-Worshipping Rim-
Jobbers, My Cunt and Eight Shafts,
Cum Clean, Cum-Gargling Naked
Sluts, Cum Buns Three, Cumming in a
Sock, Cum on Eileen, Huge Black
Cocks with Pearly White Cum, Slam
It Up My Too-Loose Ass, Ass Blasters
in Outer Space, Blowjobs by Betsy,
Sucking Cock and Cunt, Finger My
Ass, Play with my Puss, Three on a
Dildo, Girls Who Crave Cock, Girls
Who Crave Cunt, Men Alone Two-The
K.Y. Connection, Pink Pussy Lips,
and All Holes Filled with Hard Cock.
Oh, and...
(to MOTHER)
What was the name of that movie?

MOTHER
(nearly dazed)
Happy Scrappy-The Hero Pup.

RANDAL
(on phone)
And a copy of Happy Scrappy-The
Hero Pup...Okay, thanks.
(hangs up; to MOTHER)
Sixteen forty-nine. It'll be here
Monday.

Silence. Then...

SMALL CHILD
Cunt!

d3vil_b4b3
21.06.2006, 10:00
Horny Potter :D

amaze646
01.07.2006, 01:48
The Da Vinci Load
Lady of the ring