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lady_lucifer
28.09.2005, 09:15
European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be
the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was
the other possibility.

As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5-year phase-in
plan that would become known as "Euro-English". In the first year, "s" will
replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with
joy.

The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter. There will be growing
publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome "ph" will be
replaced with "f". This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter.

In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.

Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
ben a deterent to akurate speling.

Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
disgrasful and it should go away.

By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
"z" and "w" with "v".

During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords containing "ou"
and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.

Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.

Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
forst plas.

If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl

:D



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3nity
28.09.2005, 09:19
:rolling::rolling::clapping::clapping:





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I've gotta say I'm on my way, down
God give me style and give me grace
God put a smile upon my face

Jakec
28.09.2005, 12:12
hudo :D:D

I finally found ANY key....

Daysleeper
06.10.2005, 13:37
:shock: :shock: :shock:
Svašta... :rolling:
Amapk na koncu mi je bilo pa že precej težko za brat... :shy:

Lejte, pesniki pa pisatnli majo doma za svoje rokopise skrbno urejene arhive, jst mam pa namst tega skdn za pokvarjen papir... No in tam notr sm zadnč staknu svojo ta prvo popevko, k sm jo biu kdaj napisou... Hjooj, koko zdavni, zdavni je že to blo - tko sem zdi, k dj blo hmal po stvarenju sveta, mal po tistem, kj bog reku: "Bodi luč.", poj pa elektrika crknla. Pesem se imenuje Ajatutu, ali po slovensko: Ajatutu...

popka
08.10.2005, 02:16
predzadnga odstavka nism cist stekala:shy::rolling:

pikabu

Verbal
08.10.2005, 05:59
In po petih letih bomo vsi govorili nemško, tako kot je bilo to zaželjeno že na začetku.

Psychology rips out your soul, boredom kills your mind.

Sebbi
08.10.2005, 07:50
quote:Originalna objava stripko

In po petih letih bomo vsi govorili nemško, tako kot je bilo to zaželjeno že na začetku.

Psychology rips out your soul, boredom kills your mind.

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Verbal
08.10.2005, 13:32
Nisem gladiator, še manj ti Cezar. :D

Psychology rips out your soul, boredom kills your mind.

biba
08.10.2005, 15:53
During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords containing "ou"
and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.

Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.

Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
forst plas.

If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl


...:music::rolling::rolling::clown:

..simpl štala

maestro
10.10.2005, 00:54
Ta je direkt za Pyhtona:rolling::clapping:

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silence
10.10.2005, 11:06
a bo ALO ALO varianta :clown: